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Monday, April 02, 2007

Resume Rhetoric

It's a sad moment to realize your limitations. Some things in life will never make it on my resume. Sobering is the thought that I shall never make it as:
A Soldier... I could NEVER survive the Army.
A Voting Poll Booth Attendant... they can't laugh.
An Air Traffic Wand Waver... lighted sticks!!!??? I could NEVER control myself.
A Jewish Rabbi... Yamakas aren't very flattering.
A Tour Guide... my "good sense of direction" has gotten me in trouble as of late.
A Hermit... I really like people. And friends. (This is a picture of Private Laura LeGris and Megan Sherer (on the phone))



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