Resume Rhetoric

It's a sad moment to realize your limitations. Some things in life will never make it on my resume. Sobering is the thought that I shall never make it as:

A Soldier... I could NEVER survive the Army.

A Voting Poll Booth Attendant... they can't laugh.

An Air Traffic Wand Waver... lighted sticks!!!??? I could NEVER control myself.

A Jewish Rabbi... Yamakas aren't very flattering.

A Tour Guide... my "good sense of direction" has gotten me in trouble as of late.

A Hermit... I really like people. And friends. (This is a picture of Private Laura LeGris and Megan Sherer (on the phone))